If yahoo messenger and AIM got in fight yahoo messenger would OWN

Recently my friend turned me on to yahoo messenger cause it's the only way people can talk to her at work and since then I've forced all my friends to get on that thing too. The smiley faces on yahoo messenger are the best, they're annimated and have tons more options. I also love the little buzz feature which alerts the person you're talking to, to pay attention (it's perfect for annoying the girls I live with.) There is also a web chat feature and you can change the names on your buddy list to what every you want, so it will tell you, your friend Stinky McSmell-a-lot is online. Best thing ever!